Monday, August 16, 2004
Hello there fellow readers. I want to get something off my chest right away. I know some of you have complained about the quality of the posts lately, and personally I could give a flying fudge. I'm trying my best here so DEAL WITH IT! Sorry about that...ok. There is so much I would like to go off about and I know you all would like to hear it, but I'm going to have to save that for another day for I have better plans for tonight's festivities. It came to my attention last week that I make reference to many people in my life, and some of you haven't the slightest idea whom I'm talking about. So tonight I'm goign to do what no other blog has done before. Ok...so that's probably not true. But it is true to say that I have never done it. I'm going to post nothing but pictures. That's right...using my lastest advancements in picture technology, I'm going to post pictures of my friends, myself, and anything else I feel relevent. Hopefully this will give you all a better idea of who I am and what my life is like behind the scenes here at Bdoff's Happy Fun Gay Times. So without further ado, lets get to the pics........
This here is me...in case you didn't know that. I'm not very photogenic as you can see.
Here is a picture of me on my way home from a waterpark earlier this summer. I got burnt pretty bad that day as you can see.
This is my housemate at the moment, Aaron Laird. He can be more of a bitch than my mom at times, but he is usually pretty nice to me.
This here is Hollywood Bryan Bockbrader. This is the kid that goes to school out in L.A. and is going to make it big someday. At least that's what he says........
This is my good friend, Scott Shiffert. A lot of people thinks he looks like Stiffler from the American Pie trilogy. Personally, I think he looks hung over though.
This is another good friend of mine, Bryn Metcalf. He thinks he is all buff, but I could take him.....
This is a picture from my freshman year at UT. That's me on the left of course, my good friend and sophomore roommate Aaron Sarver, and our other friend from ole Eastwood High, Shelly Fox.
This is a picture of our living room and my other housemate/friend since fourth grade, Scott Sibbersen. As you can see from his gesture, we get along real great.
This is my room in the new apartment. ISN'T THAT 24 POSTER AWESOME?! I got it framed you know.
This is the kitchen in our apartment...I like it a lot. That's all I can say.
This is a nice picture of our Basement. Oh...that's Laird's ass too, but I wasn't taking a picture of that I swear.........
This is another picture of me that I took in our bathroom. Looks like I found yet another way to check myself out in the mirror.
It's that time again! Time for what you ask? Ok so you didn't...but I always like to build things up a bit. So yeah I know some of you out there aren't happy with the quality of the posts lately, and frankly I could give a flying fudge. I'm trying my best here so just BACK OFF! Ok.....I'm sorry...that was a little over the top. However, I have been keeping a mental list of things to go off about and believe me, when the time is right, I will. But with this latest breakthrough in picture technology, I feel I just have to get this post out of the way. Tonight's post is going to be unlike any other I've ever done before. I realized this past week that I always make reference to my friends and how we have all these wild times together, yet some of you have no clue who I'm talking about. Well those days are over my friends. You know longer will be able to use the excuse, "I didn't read/enjoy your blog because I didn't know who you were talking about.", because tonight my friends, I'm going to unofficially introduce you to my best friends, and give you kind of a sneak peek behind the life of myself, the creator of Bdoff's Happy Fun Gay Times, Brian Brough. How am I going to achieve this awesome feat you ask? Well just scroll down and enjoy my friends......I was talking to you when I said my friends by the way....but I want you to enjoy my friends as well, because I've got some good pictures of them....so enjoy my friends....this means YOU!...
Monday, August 09, 2004
I got in a fight with my mom once, probably the only time I've ever gone off on her, and to this day I'm not very proud of it. She ended up calling me a son of a b*tch and I responded with "Well what does that make you then?" Yeah...I got grounded after that one. Anyways, ever since that day, she started posting signs around our house. These weren't your ordinary signs however. I think she took them from her first grade classroom or something. To this day I still dont know what inspires her to post them. Maybe she feels that by me reading them, I will think twice before saying something stupid. And it sucks because she puts them in places where I cant miss them. For example, behind the bathroom door which stands right in front of the toilet itself. So while I sit there taking my Cleveland Steamer, I have to put up with reading these signs...over...and over...and over again. Let me get to the point. She put up a sign this week that was made by a company called Character Counts. It was a poster of a girl golfing and there was a quote next to her. It read....."Play with heart.....win with class.....lose with dignity." - Michael Jacobsen (President of Character Counts) I sat there after reading that and thought to myself what a wonderful quote. Then I had to glance back and see who said it because I couldnt remember. Michael Jacobsen.......PRESIDENT OF CHARACTER COUNTS! What the crap is up with that? Some guy takes his own words, puts them on a poster, calls himself Character Counts Corporation, and makes money off that? Im glad Im a business major, because if business is that easy, I could make millions with some of my stupid quotes. See for yourself.....here are the top five quotes I have ever made....at least the ones I can remember anyways..........
Quote number 5- "Get off my ass you f*cking ass!" - Myself getting mad at a car that was riding my rear in the Best Buy parking lot
Quote number 4- "Do I have something hanging from my nose?" - Myself at lunch with Sarver (When I said it, I whispered it in his ear so that nobody at the table would hear. He couldnt keep from laughing though, and eventually my secert was exposed.)
Quote number 3- "YES! IT WILL BE LIKE MIGHTY DUCKS 3 WHEN THE JV BEAT THE VARSITY!" - Myself senior year of high school- my honors physics teacher came up with the idea of a competition between our class and the conceptual physics class. When I heard about the plan, I shouted that quote out in front of a completely silent class. Not my finest moment, but it gained some laughs.
Quote number 2- "When the going get tough, the Brough get going." - Myself- Ive always used that quote, especially when the tough gets going.
Quote number 1- "If I could hit a drive like that, I'd quit school!" - Myself responding to a drive Ross Lingenfelder hit on number 13 at Tanglewood in eighth grade. To this day I still dont know what the crap I meant by that, and thats exactly why its the number one quote Ive ever made.
Well thats all for today. I hope you enjoyed my top five quotes of all time. If I say anything stupid in the future, Ill be sure to post it. Until next time......
Did Brian's mom really call him an SOB? Does the Brough really get going when the going gets tough, or does the going get Brough when the tough get going? Are you confused by that last question? (I know it boggled my mind.) Find out next time. Same gay time...same gay place. Lata!
Quote number 5- "Get off my ass you f*cking ass!" - Myself getting mad at a car that was riding my rear in the Best Buy parking lot
Quote number 4- "Do I have something hanging from my nose?" - Myself at lunch with Sarver (When I said it, I whispered it in his ear so that nobody at the table would hear. He couldnt keep from laughing though, and eventually my secert was exposed.)
Quote number 3- "YES! IT WILL BE LIKE MIGHTY DUCKS 3 WHEN THE JV BEAT THE VARSITY!" - Myself senior year of high school- my honors physics teacher came up with the idea of a competition between our class and the conceptual physics class. When I heard about the plan, I shouted that quote out in front of a completely silent class. Not my finest moment, but it gained some laughs.
Quote number 2- "When the going get tough, the Brough get going." - Myself- Ive always used that quote, especially when the tough gets going.
Quote number 1- "If I could hit a drive like that, I'd quit school!" - Myself responding to a drive Ross Lingenfelder hit on number 13 at Tanglewood in eighth grade. To this day I still dont know what the crap I meant by that, and thats exactly why its the number one quote Ive ever made.
Well thats all for today. I hope you enjoyed my top five quotes of all time. If I say anything stupid in the future, Ill be sure to post it. Until next time......
Did Brian's mom really call him an SOB? Does the Brough really get going when the going gets tough, or does the going get Brough when the tough get going? Are you confused by that last question? (I know it boggled my mind.) Find out next time. Same gay time...same gay place. Lata!
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