Friday, July 30, 2004
HEY FOLKS....guess what time it is? No...not Howdy Dudey time....it's Bdoff's Happy Fun Gay Time! Now I know it's been quite awhile since I got into a post and poured my thoughts out like country style gravy over a heaping pile of mashed potatoes, but I feel I still got some creative juice left in my pencil (no perverted pun intended). So first let me go over how things are going to run around here from now on. Everyday I make a post, I will have a picture of the day that will come in the form of another post from that same day. Therefore, you will be getting two posts for the price of one. You get the normal thought pouring post that I've always provided you, and the picture of the day post for the price of the normal thought pouring post. THAT'S RIGHT!! You are getting twice the fun for the price of one! But if you read now, I will even throw in a second picture of the day!! That's the normal thought pouring post that I have always provided my readers with, the picture of the day that I will be providing my readers with from now on, AND a second picture of the day for today's post only! I know how to keep my readers happy. After all, they don't call me a business major for nothing. With that being stressed, lets get started.....
I have left you all hanging for quite sometime and a lot has happened in my life over that time. Heck, I'm practically a new person. I'm hipper, cooler, and more laid back than ever before. Ok...that's not exactly true. If it were, I wouldn't be taking a half hour out of my life on a friday night to type this post up for you. However, things have been changing around here in northwest ohio and I wanted to let you all know about them. Therefore, I present to you the top five events of my summer, all of which have drastically changed my life in one way or the other......or not....either way, you're are going to read them....so deal with it.....
Event number 5- Apartment living- I have lived in a dorm for the past two school years and that was nice. I thought it would be a lot different for me when I was going into my freshman year at UT. I met some people along the way and for the most part I have no complaints. The only thing I regret is not being social. In fact, it took me until the last month of my sophmore year to be somewhat social, and even at that point I would just be considered class C social, with class A being of the most social types and class F being of the stay in your room, pick your nose, masterbat...............too much info....but I use to be a class F. Anyway, I moved into my apartment with two good friends from high school...Scott Sibbersen and Aaron Laird. I have to say so far that it is a lot different from dorm life, and if I had a chance to do it all over again, I would probably pick dorm life. No not because I dont like Sib and Laird, but because when you get an apartment and its not campus housing or near a campus for that matter, you live near a lot of trashy people. Well at least in my case you do......
Event number 4- Party in California- I went on a trip to California with Laird and Aaron Sarver to pick up our good friend Bryan Bockbrader this past June. This trip was a total blast and I will touch more on it later. But event number 4 took place on this trip, and that was the party we went to on the campus of Cal State L.A. the first night we were there. Between a dirty mexican stealing Laird's cigar and smoking it right next to him, me downing three straight shots of captain morgan and everyone staring at me in awe like I was some big drunk, and a bunch of hawiian kids in the kitchen cooking up a storm, I'd say it was one of the highlights of the trip.
Event number 3- July 3rd party at Bock's- Bockbrader threw his annual 4th of July party this past July 3rd, and the turn out was better than ever. I saw a lot of people from high school that I hadn't seen in forever. So what better way to show them I'm a new person then to get.......COMPLETELY WASTED. I mean, I never knew I had it in me. 60% of me is ashamed, but the other 48% of me wants to do it again. I held convos with people that I completely hated in high school, and had I been sober I probably would have left the party since they were there. But at the time I felt like a million bucks and could have cared less. I even called everyone in my phonebook, and most of Sarver's phonebook as well. Heck, I even got a call back from my RA, James, stating that I called him and left him an interesting voicemail. And to top it all off, I threw up five times the next day and had to go to work at 10 in the morning.....moral of the story....getting completely wasted once may just be enough, but there is nothing wrong with getting tipsy....
Event number 2-Jay Leno show in Cali-The event title pretty much speaks for itself. The only show I would like to see in person more than the Jay Leno show is 24, and since they dont have live tapings of that show (thank god), this is the best I could hope for. The guests sucked on the show we saw, but the headlines made up for Marlon Waynes, Jesse James, and Hoobastank, or should I call them Hoobastink! Seriously, if I hear the Reason on 92.5 or 98.3 one more time, I'm going to uninstall my radio player in my car and drive in complete silence.
And finally...Event number 1-Dodgeball premeire-Imagine yourself getting tickets to the Dodgeball premeire...walking side by side with Vince Vaughn down the red carpet....free drinks...free popcorn...and to cap it all off, getting your picture taken with some of the biggest stars in show business. Well you may have to imagine that my friends, but for myself, it became a reality! That's right...every word of that happened to me and I swear to god himself I'm not making it up. Bock sure knows how to hook some good friends up when they come out to L.A. So if you want to be his friend and possibly have that same experience next year, come to his next party/bonfire on August 6th....this one just may make the top five...we shall see....
Well I think this should pretty much get you caught up on where I stand in life right now. As you can see it has been a pretty eventful summer, and with school right around the corner I'm going to go salvage what I have left of it. Until next time.....
Did Brian really walk side by side with Vince Vaughn at the Dodgeball premeire? Did he really throw up 5 times after Bock's fourth of July party? Does he realize that 60% and 48% doesn't equal 100 %? We will find out next time...same gay place...same gay time!
I have left you all hanging for quite sometime and a lot has happened in my life over that time. Heck, I'm practically a new person. I'm hipper, cooler, and more laid back than ever before. Ok...that's not exactly true. If it were, I wouldn't be taking a half hour out of my life on a friday night to type this post up for you. However, things have been changing around here in northwest ohio and I wanted to let you all know about them. Therefore, I present to you the top five events of my summer, all of which have drastically changed my life in one way or the other......or not....either way, you're are going to read them....so deal with it.....
Event number 5- Apartment living- I have lived in a dorm for the past two school years and that was nice. I thought it would be a lot different for me when I was going into my freshman year at UT. I met some people along the way and for the most part I have no complaints. The only thing I regret is not being social. In fact, it took me until the last month of my sophmore year to be somewhat social, and even at that point I would just be considered class C social, with class A being of the most social types and class F being of the stay in your room, pick your nose, masterbat...............too much info....but I use to be a class F. Anyway, I moved into my apartment with two good friends from high school...Scott Sibbersen and Aaron Laird. I have to say so far that it is a lot different from dorm life, and if I had a chance to do it all over again, I would probably pick dorm life. No not because I dont like Sib and Laird, but because when you get an apartment and its not campus housing or near a campus for that matter, you live near a lot of trashy people. Well at least in my case you do......
Event number 4- Party in California- I went on a trip to California with Laird and Aaron Sarver to pick up our good friend Bryan Bockbrader this past June. This trip was a total blast and I will touch more on it later. But event number 4 took place on this trip, and that was the party we went to on the campus of Cal State L.A. the first night we were there. Between a dirty mexican stealing Laird's cigar and smoking it right next to him, me downing three straight shots of captain morgan and everyone staring at me in awe like I was some big drunk, and a bunch of hawiian kids in the kitchen cooking up a storm, I'd say it was one of the highlights of the trip.
Event number 3- July 3rd party at Bock's- Bockbrader threw his annual 4th of July party this past July 3rd, and the turn out was better than ever. I saw a lot of people from high school that I hadn't seen in forever. So what better way to show them I'm a new person then to get.......COMPLETELY WASTED. I mean, I never knew I had it in me. 60% of me is ashamed, but the other 48% of me wants to do it again. I held convos with people that I completely hated in high school, and had I been sober I probably would have left the party since they were there. But at the time I felt like a million bucks and could have cared less. I even called everyone in my phonebook, and most of Sarver's phonebook as well. Heck, I even got a call back from my RA, James, stating that I called him and left him an interesting voicemail. And to top it all off, I threw up five times the next day and had to go to work at 10 in the morning.....moral of the story....getting completely wasted once may just be enough, but there is nothing wrong with getting tipsy....
Event number 2-Jay Leno show in Cali-The event title pretty much speaks for itself. The only show I would like to see in person more than the Jay Leno show is 24, and since they dont have live tapings of that show (thank god), this is the best I could hope for. The guests sucked on the show we saw, but the headlines made up for Marlon Waynes, Jesse James, and Hoobastank, or should I call them Hoobastink! Seriously, if I hear the Reason on 92.5 or 98.3 one more time, I'm going to uninstall my radio player in my car and drive in complete silence.
And finally...Event number 1-Dodgeball premeire-Imagine yourself getting tickets to the Dodgeball premeire...walking side by side with Vince Vaughn down the red carpet....free drinks...free popcorn...and to cap it all off, getting your picture taken with some of the biggest stars in show business. Well you may have to imagine that my friends, but for myself, it became a reality! That's right...every word of that happened to me and I swear to god himself I'm not making it up. Bock sure knows how to hook some good friends up when they come out to L.A. So if you want to be his friend and possibly have that same experience next year, come to his next party/bonfire on August 6th....this one just may make the top five...we shall see....
Well I think this should pretty much get you caught up on where I stand in life right now. As you can see it has been a pretty eventful summer, and with school right around the corner I'm going to go salvage what I have left of it. Until next time.....
Did Brian really walk side by side with Vince Vaughn at the Dodgeball premeire? Did he really throw up 5 times after Bock's fourth of July party? Does he realize that 60% and 48% doesn't equal 100 %? We will find out next time...same gay place...same gay time!
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
So I know I haven't posted in quite some time....ok it has been pretty much the whole summer but I can explain. You see for the first third of the summer I was at home and I was spending most of my time getting ready for California, which was a blast by the way. Then the second third of the summer I was really busy moving into my new apartment, which is on route 20 between Perrysburg and Stony Ridge if anyone cared. So now that school is right around the corner and the last third of the summer has begun, I figure it is time to get my fingers typing again and give you all something cool to read for once. I guess I have been gone to long though because blogger.com has added a lot of features and I have to be honest I may be in way over my head. But once I get this thing figured out I got a feeling it's going to be awesome. Not only can I change the color of my text, but I can send pictures as well. I have already sent an awesome picture just as an experiment. I think it came up as another post from today, so you can check it out. One last thing before I wrap up for today...I plan on cutting down the lengths of my posts....that way I will probably post more often. I know this post sucks but I didnt really plan on writing anything tonight, and this is more of an experiment than anything. But I promise that later this week I will post many great stories from this summer. Until next time....
What great stories does Brian have in store for us? Will Brian ever be able to figure this new blog out? This post sucked....has Brian lost all his creative juice? Find out next time...same gay place...same gay time.
What great stories does Brian have in store for us? Will Brian ever be able to figure this new blog out? This post sucked....has Brian lost all his creative juice? Find out next time...same gay place...same gay time.



