Thursday, April 08, 2004
Hey everyone! I just wanted to start off by saying that I am sorry for slacking off lately. The truth is that lately I've just been feeling kind of lazy and I just haven't found it in me to get up and post a book for you all. Don't take this the wrong way, but your just not important enough. HOWEVER, I cant let this slide too long or Bdoff's return may be expired. So, I thought about it for a while and I came up with a way to post a long, funny post that doesn't involve 16 hours of my time. Ok...more like 30 minutes. Anyway, I woke up this morning to find a surprising IM from the notorious Amanda Fox. She IMed me stating that her afternoon class was cancelled today and she would be making her presence felt in my dorm room around 12 o clock noon. Well I cant just let an opportunity like this slip through my fingers. So today my friends Im going to make history. Today Im going to present to you the FIRST EVER blog interview, featuring Amanda Fox. Here is how it is going to work. Im going to type a question, then she is going to type the response. You see how this is gonna happen? It pretty much cuts my typing in half, which is nice, and still will have the full effect of Bdoffs Happy Fun Gay Time Returns humor. So with out further ado, lets get started shall we.....
Brian: My first guest is a student at the University of Toledo. She is a Communication and English major and will be graduating from Eastwood High School this Spring. She can currently be seen in the new film Project Something. Ladies and Gentleman....AMANDA FOX!
Brian (after a long applause): Wow... How's life been treating ya?
Amanda: Thanks for the great intro. It sounded familiar...like Conan O'Brien you were watching earlier. And I'd like to mention that right now, your perverted roommates are watching uncensored "Girls Gone Wild". That is just disgusting. I'm appalled with the lack of respect for women in this testosterone driven dorm. I don't oogle at naked guys in public, so you guys shouldn't either.
Brian: Whoa whoa whoa...back the truck up here. Who said I oogle at naked guys in public?
Amanda: Well, I have seen you staring at the underwear models in American Eagle. I don't even think YOU know your sexual preference yet. Who's to say that you aren't fond of the male anatomy?
Brian: Ummm.......next topic. So give us some info about this new movie you were just in.
Amanda: You certainly just ducked out of that obviously touchy subject, but I'll let it slide. Ummm, this new "movie" I was in was a complete waste of time, because the guy who played opposite of me was a complete creep. He made me feel nauseous when ever he had to touch me...yuck! Next time, I'm definitely going to check to see who my co-star is before I agree to anything. But anyways, the movie is about a guy and a girl who are newlyweds. They are having marital problems, and the guy is always trying to make it up to her. You'll have to check out the movie to see how it ends. It's in the editing room as we speak....maybe you can catch it on UTTV?
Brian: Well I think we have a clip right here. You wanna tell us what happens?
Amanda: This is the scene where the guy is trying to make nice with his wife by bringing her a flower and buttering her up. This scene imparticular was extra disgusting to shoot.
Brian: Let's take a look.........................................................Ok so you people at home may not know it, but we just watched it. Just so you know, the scene was about a guy who was trying to make nice with his wife by bringing her a flower and buttering her up. So I hear you are planning a trip to the windy city?
Amanda: That's right. How'd you know that? What are you a stalker? Just kidding. (No I'm not, you should listen to the burned CD he made me....coincidence I think not)My mum and I are going to Chicago to do some shopping and see some plays. We'll be seeing a spoof of Lord of the Rings called Frodo a Go Go: The Ring Recycled, among other things. I'll be sure to update you all on my own blog at xanga.com. Check out my blog (LoneTraveler) (Yeah, don't ask) ok?
Brian: Now I'm told you are looking for a job? Have you found one yet?
Amanda: Actually, I have a job. I'm currently employed at Shady Oak Dunes Golf Course on route 20. I love it so far. Dave Sanford is my boss, and he's so cool (shout out to Mel!). Eventually, I'll get to drive the golf ball picker-upper. It's my dream come true to drive that thing....feel the wind in my hair as I methodically pick up balls.
Brian: Did you just say methodically?
Amanda: Yes.
Brian (after a long pause): Okkkkkkkkk. So how is life back at good ole Eastwood? Anything new going down over there?
Amanda: Actually, we've got some new additions to our "good ole" school. A bunch of ranchers beatbox it in the hallways before class now. It's so cool. Sheffler goes nuts, she jumps right in and starts rhyming. Just kidding, that'd be funny if she did though.
Brian: I get the sense like you have more to say about this topic. What is it that you want to state?
Amanda: I'd like to say that Brian likes Kiddy Porn. There, I've said it! Whew...what a load off my chest.
Brian: Ok ok that's enough of that. Well I'm glad you could join us today. Come back again would you?
Amanda: Of course! I wouldn't miss a chance to talk about myself...ever! That and the fact that I get to rip on you "in public" and it actually goes into print.
Brian: Ok we are going to take a break. Until next time.........
Does Brian really watch kiddie porn? Is Sheffler really a beatboxer? Does Brian really oogle at naked men in public? Find out next time...same gay place...same gay time.
Brian: My first guest is a student at the University of Toledo. She is a Communication and English major and will be graduating from Eastwood High School this Spring. She can currently be seen in the new film Project Something. Ladies and Gentleman....AMANDA FOX!
Brian (after a long applause): Wow... How's life been treating ya?
Amanda: Thanks for the great intro. It sounded familiar...like Conan O'Brien you were watching earlier. And I'd like to mention that right now, your perverted roommates are watching uncensored "Girls Gone Wild". That is just disgusting. I'm appalled with the lack of respect for women in this testosterone driven dorm. I don't oogle at naked guys in public, so you guys shouldn't either.
Brian: Whoa whoa whoa...back the truck up here. Who said I oogle at naked guys in public?
Amanda: Well, I have seen you staring at the underwear models in American Eagle. I don't even think YOU know your sexual preference yet. Who's to say that you aren't fond of the male anatomy?
Brian: Ummm.......next topic. So give us some info about this new movie you were just in.
Amanda: You certainly just ducked out of that obviously touchy subject, but I'll let it slide. Ummm, this new "movie" I was in was a complete waste of time, because the guy who played opposite of me was a complete creep. He made me feel nauseous when ever he had to touch me...yuck! Next time, I'm definitely going to check to see who my co-star is before I agree to anything. But anyways, the movie is about a guy and a girl who are newlyweds. They are having marital problems, and the guy is always trying to make it up to her. You'll have to check out the movie to see how it ends. It's in the editing room as we speak....maybe you can catch it on UTTV?
Brian: Well I think we have a clip right here. You wanna tell us what happens?
Amanda: This is the scene where the guy is trying to make nice with his wife by bringing her a flower and buttering her up. This scene imparticular was extra disgusting to shoot.
Brian: Let's take a look.........................................................Ok so you people at home may not know it, but we just watched it. Just so you know, the scene was about a guy who was trying to make nice with his wife by bringing her a flower and buttering her up. So I hear you are planning a trip to the windy city?
Amanda: That's right. How'd you know that? What are you a stalker? Just kidding. (No I'm not, you should listen to the burned CD he made me....coincidence I think not)My mum and I are going to Chicago to do some shopping and see some plays. We'll be seeing a spoof of Lord of the Rings called Frodo a Go Go: The Ring Recycled, among other things. I'll be sure to update you all on my own blog at xanga.com. Check out my blog (LoneTraveler) (Yeah, don't ask) ok?
Brian: Now I'm told you are looking for a job? Have you found one yet?
Amanda: Actually, I have a job. I'm currently employed at Shady Oak Dunes Golf Course on route 20. I love it so far. Dave Sanford is my boss, and he's so cool (shout out to Mel!). Eventually, I'll get to drive the golf ball picker-upper. It's my dream come true to drive that thing....feel the wind in my hair as I methodically pick up balls.
Brian: Did you just say methodically?
Amanda: Yes.
Brian (after a long pause): Okkkkkkkkk. So how is life back at good ole Eastwood? Anything new going down over there?
Amanda: Actually, we've got some new additions to our "good ole" school. A bunch of ranchers beatbox it in the hallways before class now. It's so cool. Sheffler goes nuts, she jumps right in and starts rhyming. Just kidding, that'd be funny if she did though.
Brian: I get the sense like you have more to say about this topic. What is it that you want to state?
Amanda: I'd like to say that Brian likes Kiddy Porn. There, I've said it! Whew...what a load off my chest.
Brian: Ok ok that's enough of that. Well I'm glad you could join us today. Come back again would you?
Amanda: Of course! I wouldn't miss a chance to talk about myself...ever! That and the fact that I get to rip on you "in public" and it actually goes into print.
Brian: Ok we are going to take a break. Until next time.........
Does Brian really watch kiddie porn? Is Sheffler really a beatboxer? Does Brian really oogle at naked men in public? Find out next time...same gay place...same gay time.
